1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:11,680 [Applause] 2 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:17,630 yeah I think we have a little bit of I'm 3 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:27,800 going to play this yeah Jeff I'm a man 4 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:29,130 yes 5 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:31,830 and welcome back to monsters talking 6 00:00:39,889 --> 00:00:38,760 about them now this week or I guess this 7 00:00:41,470 --> 00:00:39,899 edition because it's not really that 8 00:00:43,970 --> 00:00:41,480 much of a weekly thing but this edition 9 00:00:46,190 --> 00:00:43,980 talking about the Ruby Creek incident 10 00:00:50,540 --> 00:00:46,200 which took place in British Columbia in 11 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:50,550 September 1941 and the information I got 12 00:00:55,130 --> 00:00:52,710 this from a website but this is a thank 13 00:00:57,889 --> 00:00:55,140 you from a story by an Ivan T Sanderson 14 00:01:00,279 --> 00:00:57,899 from true magazine in March 1960 so I 15 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:00,289 just wanted to I've been up there 16 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:03,949 Ivan bolte as in his middle initial T 17 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:07,490 know like iced tea but I've indeed okay 18 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:09,750 his brother his Russian cousin actually 19 00:01:16,670 --> 00:01:14,250 Ivan T okay but this story centers 20 00:01:19,070 --> 00:01:16,680 around a Native American family they're 21 00:01:20,510 --> 00:01:19,080 called the Chapman family 9'o Chapman 22 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:20,520 doesn't sound very Native American but I 23 00:01:25,219 --> 00:01:23,130 believe a lot of the Native Americans 24 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:25,229 were given anglicized names you know 25 00:01:30,980 --> 00:01:27,810 back in the day inverted barreled native 26 00:01:32,929 --> 00:01:30,990 names but they this family lived at Ruby 27 00:01:37,490 --> 00:01:32,939 Creek which is 30 miles apparently up 28 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:37,500 the Fraser River from a goss's British 29 00:01:40,490 --> 00:01:39,090 Columbia I'm not sure gossip is 30 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:40,500 apparently some British Columbia not 31 00:01:45,170 --> 00:01:42,329 River exactly though in we're in that 32 00:01:46,490 --> 00:01:45,180 province it lies and obviously for those 33 00:01:48,230 --> 00:01:46,500 to you I guess who don't know but 34 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:48,240 British Columbia is out in Canada's its 35 00:01:54,710 --> 00:01:53,040 westernmost province so in a day in 36 00:01:56,120 --> 00:01:54,720 September they don't give the actual 37 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:56,130 date in the story but we notice in 38 00:01:59,780 --> 00:01:57,450 September 1941 39 00:02:02,600 --> 00:01:59,790 so at approximately 3:00 p.m. in the 40 00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:02,610 afternoon the family's oldest son came 41 00:02:06,230 --> 00:02:04,200 running back to their home and he seemed 42 00:02:08,749 --> 00:02:06,240 very disturbed he said there's a cow 43 00:02:12,090 --> 00:02:08,759 coming down out of the woods at the foot 44 00:02:14,610 --> 00:02:12,100 of the nearby mountain should be noted 45 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:14,620 this time that they had two other kids 46 00:02:20,070 --> 00:02:16,030 and they were playing behind the house 47 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:20,080 near the railroad tracks so the mother 48 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:21,970 went out to look and she saw what she 49 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:27,070 believed to be a very large bear now 50 00:02:33,230 --> 00:02:29,530 moving about a leather leather bear like 51 00:02:35,340 --> 00:02:33,240 Rob Halford was coming down the mountain 52 00:02:38,130 --> 00:02:35,350 who's Rob Halford 53 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:38,140 he's lead singer he just priest is he a 54 00:02:42,630 --> 00:02:40,330 bear no he's not 55 00:02:45,540 --> 00:02:42,640 Gary I just usually leather guy I could 56 00:02:47,130 --> 00:02:45,550 think of anyone can recognize for right 57 00:02:49,380 --> 00:02:47,140 of most people yeah he wouldn't know if 58 00:02:53,160 --> 00:02:49,390 I as a bear he's not fat hairy enough no 59 00:02:54,630 --> 00:02:53,170 he's definitely not fat so yes that that 60 00:02:58,470 --> 00:02:54,640 doesn't work but I understood on the 61 00:03:02,430 --> 00:02:58,480 joke from the slack back at you ah so 62 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:02,440 but uh but here so I was moving on about 63 00:03:05,790 --> 00:03:04,210 the bushes it's large creature in the 64 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:05,800 fields of right beyond the railroad 65 00:03:11,370 --> 00:03:09,400 tracks and so since I was a bear she 66 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:11,380 called her two children back and the 67 00:03:14,640 --> 00:03:12,850 children came running immediately so 68 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:14,650 kaguro they had seen something as well 69 00:03:20,190 --> 00:03:18,130 over startled and scared so the creature 70 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:20,200 moved up onto the tracks and now what 71 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:24,250 the mother saw was a gigantic man cold 72 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:27,610 and cough jeez a gigantic man covered 73 00:03:32,940 --> 00:03:31,210 with pale yellow brownish hair the often 74 00:03:33,450 --> 00:03:32,950 described it comes with a brown okra 75 00:03:35,490 --> 00:03:33,460 color 76 00:03:37,110 --> 00:03:35,500 apparently the hair is all four inches 77 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:37,120 long all over its body not eight inches 78 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:39,730 before it was about seven and a half 79 00:03:45,690 --> 00:03:42,250 feet tall apparently it had a rather 80 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:45,700 small head a very short thick neck and 81 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:47,820 the body was entirely human in shape 82 00:03:51,780 --> 00:03:50,530 except that it was immensely thick 83 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:51,790 through the chest that gets very a 84 00:03:55,260 --> 00:03:53,710 barrel-chested he disarms were 85 00:03:58,470 --> 00:03:55,270 exceptionally long kind of like I guess 86 00:04:00,330 --> 00:03:58,480 you would imagine of a primate this 87 00:04:03,090 --> 00:04:00,340 thing was a scam in there I'll make it 88 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:03,100 not up it came down the mountain and 89 00:04:06,030 --> 00:04:04,450 just got on top of the railroad tracks 90 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:06,040 and that's where the mother got her 91 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:09,730 first real look at it and it will walk 92 00:04:12,690 --> 00:04:11,050 it up over the tracks going through a 93 00:04:13,890 --> 00:04:12,700 field toward the house because they 94 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:13,900 weren't able to see its feet through the 95 00:04:19,050 --> 00:04:16,810 grass and now the quote from the actual 96 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:19,060 mother from the stories and the 97 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:21,130 shoulders were very wide but it had no 98 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:22,720 breasts from which mrs. Chapman assumed 99 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:24,240 it was a male 100 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:27,090 she did not see any male genitalia due 101 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:28,650 to the long hair covering its growing 102 00:04:39,409 --> 00:04:35,130 Wow yeah finally this is where we this 103 00:04:41,270 --> 00:04:39,419 why we do this yeah it's finally a quote 104 00:04:43,460 --> 00:04:41,280 about people looking for genitalia we 105 00:04:46,610 --> 00:04:43,470 finally it's only been here this is 106 00:04:50,570 --> 00:04:46,620 perfect I just want to say thank you so 107 00:04:54,529 --> 00:04:50,580 much it has been a long road that we 108 00:04:58,460 --> 00:04:54,539 finally have so an eyewitness that has 109 00:05:00,710 --> 00:04:58,470 decided to look down and calm baby thank 110 00:05:02,930 --> 00:05:00,720 you so much for fighting this I think we 111 00:05:06,170 --> 00:05:02,940 get in the show finally this is it it's 112 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:06,180 the last episode virgin and in at 8 113 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:16,879 which other system cryptid dick finally 114 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:21,930 ok good so the bear parts of its face it 115 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:23,250 his hands are much darker than the rest 116 00:05:28,969 --> 00:05:26,130 of its skin rest of its body hair rather 117 00:05:30,499 --> 00:05:28,979 so it is the skin of the face kind of 118 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:30,509 appeared to be black like you were 119 00:05:33,110 --> 00:05:32,009 talking about the boggy creek launcher 120 00:05:34,790 --> 00:05:33,120 which I thought was interesting when we 121 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:34,800 brought that up to that very gun Friday 122 00:05:40,370 --> 00:05:38,370 now had dark like black skin tell me ok 123 00:05:44,029 --> 00:05:40,380 really will again it's a slightly much 124 00:05:45,890 --> 00:05:44,039 getting confused not everything has 125 00:05:49,730 --> 00:05:45,900 green skin Alex yes sorry about that 126 00:05:52,939 --> 00:05:49,740 yeah the creature advanced directly 127 00:05:54,589 --> 00:05:52,949 towards the house apparently since it's 128 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:54,599 a relatively longer walk it took 2 or 3 129 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:56,610 more minutes for the creature to reach 130 00:05:59,899 --> 00:05:58,469 the near corner of the field which is 131 00:06:02,300 --> 00:05:59,909 about a hundred feet away from the house 132 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:02,310 apparently during this time she ordered 133 00:06:05,930 --> 00:06:03,690 her children to go get a blanket they 134 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:05,940 retrieved it from for us or for the 135 00:06:10,310 --> 00:06:08,130 mother and to quote her as a reason why 136 00:06:12,350 --> 00:06:10,320 she got the blanket she spread the 137 00:06:14,899 --> 00:06:12,360 blanket in holding it aloft so that the 138 00:06:18,230 --> 00:06:14,909 kids could not see the creature or the 139 00:06:19,909 --> 00:06:18,240 creature see them she backed off at at 140 00:06:22,310 --> 00:06:19,919 the double so double base I guess a 141 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:22,320 jogger a run to the old field and down 142 00:06:26,540 --> 00:06:24,930 to the river beach out of sight of the 143 00:06:28,999 --> 00:06:26,550 monster and then rammed with a kid 144 00:06:33,230 --> 00:06:29,009 downstream to a nearby village very 145 00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:33,240 interesting a tactic um yeah yeah sorry 146 00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:35,070 go ahead the old blanket trick to cover 147 00:06:40,719 --> 00:06:37,580 your children 148 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:40,729 I like so she didn't want obviously the 149 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:42,620 children to be upset didn't want to see 150 00:06:46,719 --> 00:06:44,810 lit for children to see this monster so 151 00:06:48,129 --> 00:06:46,729 she held a blanket the same time 152 00:06:52,689 --> 00:06:48,139 protecting the children and maybe 153 00:06:55,149 --> 00:06:52,699 creating if this was like a predator or 154 00:06:56,740 --> 00:06:55,159 some kind of creature that would attack 155 00:06:59,290 --> 00:06:56,750 them cover the children so they wouldn't 156 00:06:59,649 --> 00:06:59,300 be taken in abducted or harmed in any 157 00:07:01,210 --> 00:06:59,659 way 158 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:01,220 interesting tactic remember that people 159 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:03,099 [Music] 160 00:07:10,119 --> 00:07:06,289 and okay so the interviewer asked her 161 00:07:11,290 --> 00:07:10,129 specifically why she did this and he 162 00:07:12,820 --> 00:07:11,300 asked her if the person using the 163 00:07:15,430 --> 00:07:12,830 blanket had been to prevent her kids 164 00:07:17,379 --> 00:07:15,440 from seeing the creature in accord with 165 00:07:20,740 --> 00:07:17,389 an alleged merry Indian or Native 166 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:20,750 American belief that to do so by that he 167 00:07:24,070 --> 00:07:22,190 means looking to the creature brings bad 168 00:07:26,920 --> 00:07:24,080 luck and often death to those who look 169 00:07:28,930 --> 00:07:26,930 at it now the mother responded in the 170 00:07:31,029 --> 00:07:28,940 interview said although she had heard 171 00:07:32,950 --> 00:07:31,039 white men tell that belief she had not 172 00:07:35,019 --> 00:07:32,960 heard of it from her parents or any 173 00:07:36,879 --> 00:07:35,029 other for her people in her tribe whose 174 00:07:38,830 --> 00:07:36,889 advice she said the only thing she'd 175 00:07:41,379 --> 00:07:38,840 heard regarding to seeing the so-called 176 00:07:43,180 --> 00:07:41,389 Sasquatch had simply been not to go 177 00:07:45,670 --> 00:07:43,190 further than certain points up certain 178 00:07:47,409 --> 00:07:45,680 valleys to run if she saw one and to not 179 00:07:50,890 --> 00:07:47,419 struggle if caught as it might squeeze 180 00:07:54,309 --> 00:07:50,900 her to death by mistake that's also 181 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:54,319 often a rumor that don't make eye 182 00:07:58,390 --> 00:07:55,819 contact with these creatures whether 183 00:08:00,490 --> 00:07:58,400 it's a Bigfoot or a skinwalker any kind 184 00:08:02,529 --> 00:08:00,500 of thing like don't look at them don't 185 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:02,539 acknowledge their existence if you want 186 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:04,460 to stay alive that's some of the stuff 187 00:08:11,379 --> 00:08:06,770 that I've read very interesting that the 188 00:08:13,809 --> 00:08:11,389 this is our reasoning and then she said 189 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:13,819 no I use the blanket because I thought 190 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:16,930 it was after one of the kids and so uh 191 00:08:22,659 --> 00:08:19,610 and so my going to the house to look for 192 00:08:22,990 --> 00:08:22,669 them instead of following me so the 193 00:08:24,550 --> 00:08:23,000 creature 194 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:24,560 apparently she used to cover up the kids 195 00:08:27,279 --> 00:08:25,610 because she said I was looking for one 196 00:08:28,329 --> 00:08:27,289 of them so he couldn't see who was 197 00:08:30,339 --> 00:08:28,339 running away the creature 198 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:30,349 I thought she helped the blanket so it'd 199 00:08:35,589 --> 00:08:32,510 be kind of like a matador kind of thing 200 00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:35,599 like Toro Toro and run at you yes pull 201 00:08:38,529 --> 00:08:37,190 the blanket over its head and then the 202 00:08:40,990 --> 00:08:38,539 creature had run straight into the kids 203 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:41,000 killing them all so I don't know who 204 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:42,800 knows but uh her the creature did go 205 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:46,000 into the house and rummage through the 206 00:08:50,319 --> 00:08:49,130 is thoroughly went through and expected 207 00:08:51,570 --> 00:08:50,329 and ransacked their house and went 208 00:08:53,340 --> 00:08:51,580 through an old outhouse 209 00:08:54,990 --> 00:08:53,350 which I thought was kind of funny pics 210 00:08:55,830 --> 00:08:55,000 which broke into an old how how since I 211 00:08:57,420 --> 00:08:55,840 destroyed it 212 00:08:58,980 --> 00:08:57,430 wait a second you tell me a Bigfoot 213 00:09:00,330 --> 00:08:58,990 broke in her house ate a bunch of stuff 214 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:00,340 and they went to the crapper and took a 215 00:09:05,280 --> 00:09:04,090 [\h__\h] no I said did go through the house 216 00:09:07,950 --> 00:09:05,290 to rummage through an old outhouse 217 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:07,960 pretty thoroughly so a woman come on you 218 00:09:11,430 --> 00:09:08,890 know what he did he went in there 219 00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:11,440 getting Doritos cow down and took a [\h__\h] 220 00:09:15,630 --> 00:09:14,260 enemy left what could he all of Susie I 221 00:09:17,070 --> 00:09:15,640 mean there's really a smallest of things 222 00:09:20,610 --> 00:09:17,080 you can do in an outhouse come on 223 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:20,620 this is Co this guy was drunk 224 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:22,930 basically drunk looking for her hi 225 00:09:26,430 --> 00:09:24,250 probably looking for some munchies 226 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:26,440 well here's but apparently you had 227 00:09:31,590 --> 00:09:28,570 broken up of broken open a 55-gallon 228 00:09:33,420 --> 00:09:31,600 barrel barrel of salted fish and flung 229 00:09:34,980 --> 00:09:33,430 its contents about their yard yeah this 230 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:34,990 guy was drunk that's right I've done 231 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:36,910 that before yeah I was like what is this 232 00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:39,130 all fish Jesus there's got to be 233 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:40,900 something good what is all this stuff 234 00:09:47,300 --> 00:09:42,630 [Music] 235 00:09:51,780 --> 00:09:47,310 salted fish what a whiskey 236 00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:51,790 so I guess later in the day the father 237 00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:53,890 returned home immediately saw that the 238 00:09:58,730 --> 00:09:55,960 wood shed had been battered in and the 239 00:10:01,350 --> 00:09:58,740 Spotted enormous footprints all over 240 00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:01,360 this greatly alarmed him 241 00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:03,460 alarmed him since all the tribesman had 242 00:10:08,810 --> 00:10:05,560 since uh his childhood told him about 243 00:10:12,270 --> 00:10:08,820 big wild men of the mountains yes yes 244 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:12,280 then he looked like many spotty uh is 245 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:14,350 the footprints of his wife and kids 246 00:10:18,090 --> 00:10:16,330 going towards the river he followed them 247 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:18,100 until he picked them up on the stand 248 00:10:23,670 --> 00:10:20,650 besides the river and saw them going off 249 00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:23,680 downstream and without any of the giant 250 00:10:27,750 --> 00:10:26,350 footprints following them so after he I 251 00:10:29,460 --> 00:10:27,760 guess ascertained that he believes his 252 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:29,470 wife and kids were okay 253 00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:31,330 he went to go examine the would set a 254 00:10:35,190 --> 00:10:33,790 woodshed and astonished that any living 255 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:35,200 creature could break this giant 256 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:36,760 fifty-five gallon tub of fish without 257 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:39,850 any kind of tool and apparently he was 258 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:41,470 able to confirm the creature site after 259 00:10:46,860 --> 00:10:42,850 finding a number of long brown hair 260 00:10:49,560 --> 00:10:46,870 stuck in a slab wood lintel slab 261 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:49,570 woodwind lintel of the shed doorway so I 262 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:52,600 guess the creatures head caught the top 263 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:54,010 of it or something - maybe that's how 264 00:11:00,510 --> 00:10:56,530 they realized or estimated how tall it 265 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:00,520 was so [\h__\h] broke in to eat my 266 00:11:05,310 --> 00:11:02,770 Fritos in clog my toilet is what it 267 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:05,320 sounds like [\h__\h] yeah 268 00:11:12,930 --> 00:11:11,140 mmm-hmm goddamn and I guess almost 269 00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:12,940 wrapping it up but the father of Edmonds 270 00:11:15,690 --> 00:11:14,470 of the village I look for his family he 271 00:11:18,810 --> 00:11:15,700 found them in a state of I guess he 272 00:11:20,490 --> 00:11:18,820 described his calm collapse he gathered 273 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:20,500 them up invited his father-in-law 274 00:11:24,510 --> 00:11:22,690 and two others to return with them for 275 00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:24,520 protection of his family when he went to 276 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:26,830 to go away to work on the railroads that 277 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:28,330 believe I mentioned that were each a 278 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:31,210 railroad worker but I guess to finish it 279 00:11:35,460 --> 00:11:32,350 up in kind of the odd stuff that 280 00:11:37,050 --> 00:11:35,470 happened afterwards so the foot traction 281 00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:37,060 the large creature returned every night 282 00:11:41,310 --> 00:11:39,400 for a week two occasions the dogs the 283 00:11:43,310 --> 00:11:41,320 Chapmans had taken with them to set up I 284 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:43,320 guess it's kind of like security 285 00:11:48,690 --> 00:11:46,330 apparently made the most awful racket at 286 00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:48,700 exactly two o'clock in the morning on 287 00:11:54,690 --> 00:11:50,800 these nights the Sasquatch apparently 288 00:11:56,280 --> 00:11:54,700 did not however molest them nevertheless 289 00:11:57,570 --> 00:11:56,290 the dogs that is or her I guess maybe 290 00:12:01,200 --> 00:11:57,580 hurt and that father 291 00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:01,210 yeah or molest means bother to yeah or 292 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:05,140 he the Squatch did also not messes the 293 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:07,090 house or the woodshed again but the 294 00:12:09,510 --> 00:12:08,110 whole business apparently was too 295 00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:09,520 unnerving for the family and they moved 296 00:12:13,860 --> 00:12:11,590 out and they never went back to the area 297 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:13,870 and that is all folks 298 00:12:24,930 --> 00:12:17,410 all right wow what a good story 299 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:24,940 interesting that uh very detailed very 300 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:26,110 interesting interaction between the 301 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:28,840 people in the Bigfoot I a big foot 302 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:30,880 braking I got out yeah the Native 303 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:32,200 American stuff in there if they're 304 00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:34,390 legends and they're I guess some people 305 00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:36,040 thought they believed about the Bigfoot 306 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:39,160 and I guess they're having kind of the 307 00:12:42,210 --> 00:12:40,330 similar features that we talked of the 308 00:12:45,180 --> 00:12:42,220 boggy creek mantra was interesting and 309 00:12:46,980 --> 00:12:45,190 also the I guess it just going berserk 310 00:12:50,730 --> 00:12:46,990 going dirt an outhouse smashing [\h__\h] 311 00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:50,740 yeah yeah why not but he's probably 312 00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:52,120 upset there's no toilet paper in there 313 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:55,540 I'm reducing yeah he had to use salted 314 00:13:04,410 --> 00:12:58,570 fish instead yes yeah my hands with some 315 00:13:06,570 --> 00:13:04,420 fish which me angry yeah it's like they 316 00:13:08,760 --> 00:13:06,580 put more on you than they take off it's 317 00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:08,770 really weird I don't know like I don't 318 00:13:18,210 --> 00:13:15,660 toilet paper imagine go into now houses 319 00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:18,220 a tray of trout fillet next to you so 320 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:23,560 they dried fish no thank you 321 00:13:28,170 --> 00:13:25,690 that's the thing down here in Austin 322 00:13:30,150 --> 00:13:28,180 people at the like the drifters there's 323 00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:30,160 a big drifter problem in Austin anybody 324 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:31,420 who's been to Austin will tell you this 325 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:34,240 but like all the drifters go through all 326 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:37,090 the public outhouses and bathrooms and 327 00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:38,740 park bathrooms and they just steal all 328 00:13:43,980 --> 00:13:40,840 the toilet paper and the soap just take 329 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:43,990 it it's disgusting and so then you're 330 00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:46,570 left out there you know I go jogging 6 8 331 00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:48,670 miles you know whatever and I just 332 00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:50,470 sometimes I have to [\h__\h] because that 333 00:13:54,930 --> 00:13:52,000 you know you shaking around a lot of 334 00:13:57,510 --> 00:13:54,940 stuff you can't find anything it's this 335 00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:57,520 Bigfoot it might be me without a good 336 00:14:01,020 --> 00:13:58,180 shape 337 00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:01,030 because I will get I will turn a [\h__\h] 338 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:03,100 out I was over if I don't have any 339 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:04,480 [\h__\h] toilet paper and I will [\h__\h] 340 00:14:09,810 --> 00:14:05,980 look for a drifter to put his head in 341 00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:09,820 there goddamn Joe jeez 342 00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:12,160 these drifters they piss you off after a 343 00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:15,910 while because it's just like some of 344 00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:17,440 them are really nice people but like 345 00:14:22,770 --> 00:14:20,140 they literally steal all the toes paper 346 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:22,780 in the soap so like the city comes and 347 00:14:25,980 --> 00:14:24,310 puts it all in there never really good 348 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:25,990 homeless thing here too lots of people 349 00:14:28,590 --> 00:14:27,730 donating to them but you never know 350 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:28,600 that's nice 351 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:30,280 sorry side I don't mean to take away 352 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:32,020 from the Bigfoots but I could see where 353 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:34,570 Bigfoot would relate where you might get 354 00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:36,040 a little angry yeah we'll just blend 355 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:38,440 here you can get out you think he was 356 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:39,910 out for like a jog and he's coming down 357 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:41,050 the mountain to go to the UC out house 358 00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:44,110 and they freaked out hmm that's probably 359 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:46,270 commune may be close I don't know what's 360 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:48,940 with these this mom and the [\h__\h] dick 361 00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:51,700 thing let's go back to that okay we got 362 00:14:58,530 --> 00:14:57,040 detail that's out we don't know the 363 00:15:00,030 --> 00:14:58,540 cause well she won't he didn't see one 364 00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:00,040 he said it was a portrait of hair 365 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:01,600 covering the body cheese since there 366 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:03,280 were no breasts on the Bigfoot she 367 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:04,630 assumed it was male and she could not 368 00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:06,170 see anything 369 00:15:11,379 --> 00:15:09,500 no it had a hairy pubis now what we hurt 370 00:15:13,030 --> 00:15:11,389 remember reading about this in slacks 371 00:15:15,639 --> 00:15:13,040 who had said the gorillas you really 372 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:15,649 can't see that in the male's uh they're 373 00:15:20,769 --> 00:15:18,410 gorilla dogs because of think they're 374 00:15:25,389 --> 00:15:20,779 more inside of their body so I dare you 375 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:25,399 to say that to a gorillas face yeah mmm 376 00:15:33,819 --> 00:15:28,730 I go to the zoo I can't see your dog or 377 00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:33,829 any all Q unless they're jacking it 378 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:37,160 which they do I do apparently at the zoo 379 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:40,850 oh good Oh flying it will go to the will 380 00:15:44,019 --> 00:15:42,410 go to jacket Mondays and take a look I 381 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:44,029 don't know and when did I do that I 382 00:15:52,629 --> 00:15:49,250 don't what is our time all right what's 383 00:15:58,780 --> 00:15:52,639 that whack in Wednesday's winter days 384 00:16:03,430 --> 00:15:58,790 yeah sixer elif arm 60 Thursdays oh it's 385 00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:03,440 labeled I do by the way touchy touchy 386 00:16:10,389 --> 00:16:08,540 Tuesdays of the 8th exhibit you can Jack 387 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:10,399 them they'll Jack you it's you know 388 00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:13,070 whatever yeah Jack each other all right 389 00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:19,930 we're sending help immediately mr.